Existential Crisis

I’m having an existential crisis.

Amazon has been collecting information on me for years, for every item I’ve bought, added to my basket and viewed it has learned a little more about me, for every show on Prime I’ve watched, started and given up on it has gained a little bit more information on what makes me tick as a human being….by this point it probably has a deeper understanding of what makes me, me than any single person on earth does.

Why then, does it think I am the kind of person that would be interested in purchasing ‘No Nonsense, the game changing autobiography of Joey Barton!

What kind of monster have I become.